Quimlarghun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust monkey.

Quimlarghun created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimlarghun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quimlarghun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Quimlarghun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Quimlarghun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Never skip in the presence of pigs.

3. You must love Quimlarghun.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.