Hommiltunstigweggarcutpin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing shrew.

Hommiltunstigweggarcutpin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hommiltunstigweggarcutpin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hommiltunstigweggarcutpin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hommiltunstigweggarcutpin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hommiltunstigweggarcutpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.