Bopjapomin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective horse.

Bopjapomin created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopjapomin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bopjapomin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bopjapomin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bopjapomin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry geese.