Parkmip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthinking dragonfly.

Parkmip created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkmip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkmip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Parkmip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Parkmip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Parkmip six times a day.

2. Put Parkmip first in all things.

3. Always obey Parkmip's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.