Rildagab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, thoughtless turtle.

Rildagab created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rildagab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rildagab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rildagab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rildagab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Put Rildagab first in all things.