Dibtan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong clam.

Dibtan created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibtan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibtan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dibtan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dibtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Dibtan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.