Bapdodpom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane capybara.

Bapdodpom created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapdodpom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bapdodpom, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bapdodpom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bapdodpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not cook food in pots.