Vedcintin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful otter.

Vedcintin created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedcintin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vedcintin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Vedcintin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vedcintin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Run away if eight snakes approach from the south.