Tailbongub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless alligator.

Tailbongub created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbongub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tailbongub, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tailbongub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tailbongub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.