Arnnibyak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying fish.

Arnnibyak created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnnibyak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arnnibyak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arnnibyak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arnnibyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never sit near moths.

5. Never eat melons.