Fet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful dryad.

Fet created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fet, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fet's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Fet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear indigo scarves.

4. Never paint your hands black.

5. Never talk about cell theory.