Hamvildumbagrottettidadbot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane lion.

Hamvildumbagrottettidadbot created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamvildumbagrottettidadbot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hamvildumbagrottettidadbot, it will destroy your home planet.

Hamvildumbagrottettidadbot's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hamvildumbagrottettidadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.