Likbugquag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet goose.

Likbugquag created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Likbugquag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Likbugquag, he will turn you into a rock.

Likbugquag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Likbugquag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Likbugquag.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Retreat if eight moths approach from the north.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.