Fidlid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, happy weasel.

Fidlid created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fidlid, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fidlid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fidlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta kilts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the east.

5. Do not commit murder.