Veggumqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate
skunk.
Veggumqueeg created the planet Saturn four years ago.
If you believe in
Veggumqueeg, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Veggumqueeg, he will strike you with lightening.
Veggumqueeg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Veggumqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill mites.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not dye your hair brown.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.