Veggumqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate skunk.

Veggumqueeg created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Veggumqueeg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veggumqueeg, he will strike you with lightening.

Veggumqueeg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Veggumqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.