Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab
is a god.
It takes the form of a large, temperamental
sheep
.
Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab
created an up quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab
, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab
, it will come to you in dreams.
Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab's
most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab's Holy Commandments
1. Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.
2. Worship no other gods but Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab.
3. Always wear purple.
4. Never paint your legs indigo.
5. Never pour water over plants.
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