Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, temperamental sheep.

Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab, it will come to you in dreams.

Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab's Holy Commandments

1. Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Bopjipvabzak Nullminflab.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never paint your legs indigo.

5. Never pour water over plants.