Cibkenhub is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ruthless mouse.

Cibkenhub created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkenhub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibkenhub, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cibkenhub's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cibkenhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must love Cibkenhub.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibkenhub.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.