Godboghim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong aardvark.

Godboghim created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Godboghim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godboghim, she will turn you into a rock.

Godboghim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Godboghim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.