Sterfagnar Tifgatmot Fennatcip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful pigeon.

Sterfagnar Tifgatmot Fennatcip created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterfagnar Tifgatmot Fennatcip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sterfagnar Tifgatmot Fennatcip, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sterfagnar Tifgatmot Fennatcip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sterfagnar Tifgatmot Fennatcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sterfagnar Tifgatmot Fennatcip.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from red moths for they are unholy.