Ditvadnig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient fox.

Ditvadnig created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Ditvadnig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ditvadnig, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ditvadnig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ditvadnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Run away if nine ants approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Ditvadnig's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.