Saknuttarp is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, clever wyrm.

Saknuttarp created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saknuttarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Saknuttarp, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Saknuttarp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Saknuttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Worship no other gods but Saknuttarp.

3. Do not take Saknuttarp's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not covet oxen.