Safnabpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, astonishing newt.

Safnabpin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safnabpin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Safnabpin, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Safnabpin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Safnabpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed coconuts to bats while wearing white kilts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.