Rencinton is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane jaguar.

Rencinton created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rencinton, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rencinton, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rencinton's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rencinton's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Do not run in public.
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