Bogcimbess is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring fairy.

Bogcimbess created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogcimbess, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogcimbess, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bogcimbess' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bogcimbess' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. You must love Bogcimbess.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Bogcimbess loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if five capybaras approach from the west.