Dumpigpad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful naga.

Dumpigpad created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumpigpad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dumpigpad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dumpigpad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dumpigpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never run in the presence of snails.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.