Wotafhit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical unicorn.

Wotafhit created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotafhit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotafhit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wotafhit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wotafhit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.