Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow crane.

Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim, she will remove you from existence.

Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Put Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nignurlnarpagdodcadmetlim.