Meglengun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever salamander.

Meglengun created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Meglengun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Meglengun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Meglengun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Meglengun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven goats approach from the west.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Meglengun on top of all buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.