Santiptar is a god.
She takes the form of a large, sage
wyrm.
Santiptar created the solar system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Santiptar, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Santiptar, she will turn you into a plant.
Santiptar's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Santiptar's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never talk about cell theory.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always help moths.