Santiptar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage wyrm.

Santiptar created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Santiptar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Santiptar, she will turn you into a plant.

Santiptar's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Santiptar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help moths.