Nurtlapgov Ditvedapp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient mouse.

Nurtlapgov Ditvedapp created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlapgov Ditvedapp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurtlapgov Ditvedapp, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nurtlapgov Ditvedapp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nurtlapgov Ditvedapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtlapgov Ditvedapp.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from fawn aardvarks for they are unholy.