Xencutrot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered crocodile.

Xencutrot created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Xencutrot, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xencutrot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Xencutrot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Xencutrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never play with disobedient children.