Ingtamnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless sheep.

Ingtamnurl created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingtamnurl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingtamnurl, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ingtamnurl's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ingtamnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if seven swans approach from the north.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Put Ingtamnurl first in all things.

5. Do not chop down trees.