Flagarpsand is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful duck.

Flagarpsand created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagarpsand, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagarpsand, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flagarpsand's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flagarpsand's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Flagarpsand on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about hamsters.
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