Midgigwit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain lobster.

Midgigwit created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midgigwit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midgigwit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Midgigwit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Midgigwit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Midgigwit eight times a day.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Retreat if five eagles approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never think about cell theory.