Yatrapbogtipcib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional human.

Yatrapbogtipcib created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatrapbogtipcib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatrapbogtipcib, she will send you a sign.

Yatrapbogtipcib's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yatrapbogtipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never run in the presence of geese.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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