Haksakgep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet hamster.

Haksakgep created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Haksakgep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Haksakgep, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Haksakgep's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Haksakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five tin sculptures of Haksakgep on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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