Sinbessnib is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered bird.

Sinbessnib created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbessnib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinbessnib, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sinbessnib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sinbessnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Never run in the presence of hamsters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.