Dossquillneg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring centipede.

Dossquillneg created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Dossquillneg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossquillneg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dossquillneg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dossquillneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill mites.