Mifsatbun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful goblin.

Mifsatbun created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifsatbun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifsatbun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mifsatbun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mifsatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Run away from pink dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Worship no other gods but Mifsatbun.