Vegwatrullteen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless swan.

Vegwatrullteen created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegwatrullteen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vegwatrullteen, it will curse you with boils.

Vegwatrullteen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vegwatrullteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.