Bamflambem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring finch.

Bamflambem created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamflambem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bamflambem, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bamflambem's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bamflambem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Run away from black birds, for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.