Hivweetig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing raccoon.

Hivweetig created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivweetig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hivweetig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hivweetig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hivweetig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Hivweetig on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear indigo stockings.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.