Cenhasdin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive hamster.

Cenhasdin created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenhasdin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cenhasdin, he will destroy your home planet.

Cenhasdin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cenhasdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never wear trousers.