Mifflisdum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak mink.

Mifflisdum created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifflisdum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mifflisdum, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mifflisdum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mifflisdum's Holy Commandments

1. Mifflisdum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.