Kommattim is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tiresome finch.

Kommattim created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kommattim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kommattim, she will curse you with boils.

Kommattim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kommattim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Always wear magenta.