Labfebdussdog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong goat.

Labfebdussdog created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Labfebdussdog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Labfebdussdog, she will be very unhappy.

Labfebdussdog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Labfebdussdog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Labfebdussdog.

2. Never wear white scarves.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.