Stragnabtar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome alligator.

Stragnabtar created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragnabtar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragnabtar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stragnabtar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Stragnabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.