Mapyartaf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered lizard.

Mapyartaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Mapyartaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mapyartaf, she will not care at all.

Mapyartaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mapyartaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapyartaf.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the south.