Yardibfom Sogsaghan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet salamander.

Yardibfom Sogsaghan created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yardibfom Sogsaghan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yardibfom Sogsaghan, he will come to you in dreams.

Yardibfom Sogsaghan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yardibfom Sogsaghan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near cats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.