Hadnurtfatvonbastgutsitomin Botnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered snake.

Hadnurtfatvonbastgutsitomin Botnat created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hadnurtfatvonbastgutsitomin Botnat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadnurtfatvonbastgutsitomin Botnat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hadnurtfatvonbastgutsitomin Botnat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hadnurtfatvonbastgutsitomin Botnat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.